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Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.
The essence of a general's job is to assist in developing a clear sense of purpose . to keep the junk from getting in the way of important things.
Ah Mozart He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
I only know two pieces one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.
The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.