Beanie You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hangout with nineteen year old girls everyday
Frank Blue you're my boy
Beanie I have a wife and kids. Do I seem like a happy guy to you, Frank
Mitch True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...
Beanie Well, let me be the first to say congratulations to you man you have one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart man.
Frank Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling... what what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not
Beanie Well, Columbus wasn't looking for America, my man, but that turned out to be pretty okay for everyone.
Heidi Well, do you want me to be honest or do you want me to tell you this is the first time
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