The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect.
Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
We are chameleons, and our partialities and prejudices change place with an easy and blessed facility, and we are soon wonted to the change and happy in it.
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
We have a criminal jury system which is superior to any in the world and its efficiency is only marred by the difficulty of finding twelve men every day who don't know anything and can't read.
Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.
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