Don't knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.
There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed.
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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