No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
I get a standing ovation jaust standing.
I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the last one left.
Nice to be here At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoy than a success at something I hate.
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