Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
The controversial overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
The most common error made in matters of appearance is the belief that one should disdain the superficial and let the true beauty of one's soul shine through. If there are places on your body where this is a possibility, you are not attractive-you are leaking.
If you are truly serious about preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract -- teach him to deduct.
All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
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