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I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be.
Life is wasted on the living.
He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.
It is no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase 'As pretty as an Airport' appear.
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.
Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.
Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.
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