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Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the fettucini restaurant in the first place.
Math was always my bad subject. I couldn't convince my teachers that many of my answers were meant ironically.
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
Health food makes me sick.